Scene 1 - At home
Me: *cursing under my breath*
Kai (Innocently): Mummy, is Daddy a bloody idiot?
Followed by -
Me: Only mummy can use those words. You can't use them.
Kai: Why Kai cannot say "bloody idiot"?
Scene 2: At Costco, buying diapers
Me to Tomo: Let's get the tape diapers. No, no, maybe the pants would be better. What do you think? What size should be get? Big? Large? Let's get the large.
Tomo bends down to pick up the box.
Me: No, not that box. Get the one behind.
Kai (in an objective, observatory tone) : Mummy, you are so difficult.
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Where does he pick up such language and sentences from?
Can't point the finger to anyone else here in Japan. Pretty much the only person whom Kai picks up his English from is me!
Dammit!